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Sergio Ramos has accrued a veritable portfolio of tattoos over the years, with various ink now covering the vast majority of his body.
After captaining Real Madrid in their win over Celta Vigo, Ramos took to Instagram to present a guided tour of the myriad tattoos on his left leg.
As well as an assortment of motivational quotes and maxims, there are numerous random images dotted about the place — each with varying amounts of personal significance.
🧐 El capitán del Real Madrid ha enseñado con mucho detalle los diferentes tatuajes de su muslo izquierdo
— TikitakAS (@AS_TikitakAS) August 19, 2019
On his left thigh alone, Ramos has a quill and inkwell, the image of his son’s stuffed rabbit, a football pitch, tributes to Banksy and Salvador Dali, several references to his hobbies, and pictures of Mort & Phil — a popular Spanish cartoon series.
He also has a tattoo of Michael Jackson from his “Bad” era.
According to AS, Ramos has also reserved a space on his right calf where he intends to have a picture of his injury-time goal in the 2014 Champions League final.
Nice to know there’s still a bit of room available for new additions.
This also gives us the opportunity to revisit our list of the greatest football tattoos. And, of course, it features Sergio.
I suppose if you’ve got so much free time, it can be easy to spend it getting one tattoo, then another, and another, and anoth……